I went to a bar alone and ordered a beer. People there were dressed funny, in suits, but not formal ones, whimsical ones. I lost my phone. Actually it was replaced by a different phone, an old flip phone. I stood up and addressed the entire room: “Please check your phones. Make sure it’s your phone. I lost my phone and I might have yours.” I realized the old phone was in fact one of my old phones, with my call history on it. Eventually I did find my phone again, on the floor somewhere.